Nothing Like Having A Little Fun! Kotex Holiday Slippers

When these show up in stockings, doctors offices and parties they ARE great for a good laugh. Especially after a few cocktails! Of course I attach this sweet lil note:

My dear friends and family,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, Ric is not getting his annual bonus so Christmas is going to be tight this year. So I decided to make you bedroom slippers as your gift. I hope that you will enjoy them as much as I enjoy mine. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below:

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.